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    Top Ten Reasons Men Work Outside

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    July 26, 2006

    Posted by Rebecca Lanham

    Rebecca Lanham
    About This Editor: A parent and librarian just trying to share some information with the world. Currently a Stay-At-Home Mom of 5, and who jokingly refers to herself as "supermom", she enjoys writing children's books, erotica and anything else that interests her. If you would like to see Ms. Lanham write on a topic that interests you, email her at rlanham_arscompendium@yahoo.com.

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    #10 - You cannot change a dirty diaper while riding on a lawn mower.

    #9 - You cannot do dishes while chopping firewood.

    #8 - You cannot fold laundry while removing yard debris.

    #7 - You cannot cook dinner while poisoning an ant hill.

    #6 - You cannot clean the toilet while changing the oil on the car.

    #5 - You cannot fetch [add item here] while sweeping/shoveling the driveway.

    #4 - You cannot vacuum the carpet while fixing up the boat/camper/motorcycle.

    #3 - You cannot mop the tile while cleaning out the garage.

    #2 - You cannot entertain children while “walking the property”.

    And the #1 reason men work outside?

    #1 - You cannot hear your spouse say “Honey, do [see everything listed above]” while you are working outside!!! :-)

    I thought all you men out there would enjoy that. Just don’t laugh too hard if your wife is standing and reading over your shoulder.

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    1. Administrator July 26th, 2006 4:41 pm

      I take issue with #4 :) If I’ve taken the seats out of the jeep to vaccum the carpet, and my girlfriend hears the dryvac going, guess who gets “can you also do the inside when you come back in?” lol..yep.

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