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Narrowing The Field. Political Fun And Games

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December 26, 2007

About This Editor: I am a writer. Have been writing for other sites, but expect to do most of my future work HERE! My expertise extends from the esoteric such as burning hydrogen to the unpredictability of the stock market and my writing makes me a jack of all trades and exasperated master of none. I have had some influence over national wildfire and water policy and there are hints of a change in energy policy, BUT as Samuel Goldwyn once said, "A verbal promise is not worth the paper it is written on."

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The Presidential race has already begun to narrow even before the first votes with the first sore losers, RuPaul and Ron Paul, sure of voters rejection and worse, dropping out so they could avoid bad news, disappointing cross dressers and anti-immigration deniers to the max.

Both, however, managed to make cross endorsements, avoiding the appearance of both success and failure at the same time, a scintillating strategy sure to please whomever they wanted.

John McCain has finally received a few endorsements, finally ensuring victory for a military strategy that is not his and won’t be decided for a long time, probably until after the last terrorist bomb explodes, hopefully in celebration of eternal peace and quiet for all mankind.

On the other hand, celebrity endorsements continue unabated with “Newsweek” claiming Harry Belafonte favors John Edwards (no word on Shari), Pat Sajak having nice things to say about Fred Thompson (Vanna not being quoted), Larry Flynt endorsing Dennis The Meance Kucinich, John O’Hurley, taking time off from his “Family Feud,” saying nice things about Rudy and Jenna Jameson putting out for Hillary. Mike Huckabee has Ted Nugent, without The Amboy Dukes, in a State Of Shock after the political Free For All, which tells you where this election is headed.

With the race narrowing down, certain trends are becoming very clear. The stale news about Rudy and his alleged mistress continues to flaunt the headlines hurting Rudy to the max, and underling the emphasis on nonsense since if you know how high and mighty Princess Hanover can be, after all, she helped estrange the kids, you begin to realize that the field is going to narrow down to Huckabee versus Romney and Edwards, Obama and Clinton for the ultimate trophy, the top position.

As for Edwards, I keep wondering where he has socked away those ill considered millions? Silver futures? Bankrupt Tax Free Municipal Bonds? Doesn’t he know wealth corrupts? Why does he remain in a class with the Filthy Rich?

Personally, all things considered, it appears I would prefer a Huckabee versus Obama political show down or love in, or both, mostly to avoid the gross unpleasantness associated with overbearing ambition, but you never know what these guys have in store. We know Hillary can be tough, short on morals and not interested in ethics. We know Mitt is rich.

How much longer will we have to endure the stings and outrages of political misfortunes? I mean when will all the dirty tricks end? Doesn’t anyone have pity on the poor American voter? Some days it does not pay to get out of bed, let me tell you.