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Britney And Jamie Lynn: Perfect Together. Spears Family Valued

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December 27, 2007

Posted by neillevine

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Jamie Lynn Spears is hooking up with her older and more successful sister, Britney Spears, in a public display of Spears family values, to take place in celebrity and paparazzi overrun Los Angeles, as opposed to rural Louisiana, where Jamie Lynn could avoid the bright lights of popping flash boobs and attain a modicum of peaceful quiet..

If you will recall, Britney already has two young boys from her brief, if ill fated union with Kevin Federline, also known as K Fed, since the title of Mr. Spears is owned by Britney’s papa, but none from her even briefer legal liaison with Jason Allen Alexander, her unknown hometown favorite.  But following a number of overpublicized mishaps, including dropping poor little Sean Preston in an unseemly fashion, Britney is now fighting for his precious custody with K Fed, who the fans disrespected by not treating him as a Pop sensation, leaving Britney to pay for all sorts of bills and legal ramifications as K Fed remains blissfully unemployed, simultaneously making him eligible to play the responsible parent as he gets treated as a fly weight in Britney’s whirl.  Thus far, the California courts have looked favorably upon his position in his battles with media heavy weight Britney.

Little Jamie Lynn, not to be outdone by her big sister’s publicity machine appears to be not only pregnant, unwed and in need of help, but determined to keep the baby, not tie up the father with illegitimate responsibilities, even though his uncle is, what else, a practicing preacher man in the live and let love , mold of rural Louisiana.  Do I hear a sit com follow up to Zooey 101?  I can see the dramatic twits and turns and comedic implications as clearly as a new bourne sonogram of all Jamie Lynn’s inner turmoil, with mom Lynn Spears producing and orchestrating the media action and proud poppa Jamie accounting for the money with Bryan baby sitting as needed, even as Britney tours, crying it’s a heart ache, nothing but a hear break.  Don’t you just know.

I’m sure you get the big picture.  Can you imagine the entire family climbing into an open air Caddy for a Sudae out in the country?  Sort of a Hollywood update on the Beverly Hilly Billies with platinum replacing black gold.

Don’t forget that Britney and Jamie Lynn have pushed the underestimated but considerable likes of Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan off the front pages for the time being, all three being just as needy and publicity worthy as the Spears girls.

Of course, the question to ask is who is going to end up in a remake of a golden oldie like “Guys And Dolls,” or an original Spears production to rival Greek tragedy.

Like wow.  (Whoops.)  They’ve done it again.

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