James Dean, John Dean, Howard Dean, Jeremiah Wright, Rush Limbaugh
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Posted by neillevine
April 30, 2008
Posted by neillevine
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Unlike James Dean, who was A Rebel Without A Cause, and John Dean, who became identified as a prominent Watergate figure, Howard Dean, still in charge of the Democratic Party and still angry enough to roll up his sleeves, is nonetheless trying to make nice and is asking for peace from the warring rival factions in what remains of his never ending Party. He wants Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton to be friends, kiss with make up and act like they are civil and pick a winner.
Fat chance.
Remember Hillary doesn’t cook. She doesn’t clean and she is not going to put out. She does want to go one on one with him and refuses to stop talking.
For his part, Barack Obama doesn’t want to be bothered, apparently doesn’t share or travel well and would like Mrs. Clinton to be more submissive. She claims she has been around way too long to do that and he is wet behind the ears. She says she’s been around the block and has lots of experience. He says he has the audacity to hope, to dream the impossible dream. To fight far away from afar. She says baloney. He says, “Come on. I do what politicians do.”
Now what can she say.
So as a side bar, Hillary has brought up his poor showing in the gutter ball bowling league and claims she can shoot better than he can. He claims he is a dyed in the rough bee baller and wants guns taken away from red necks and their ilk cause they might imitate Dick Cheney and shoot someone.
There has also been serious analysis of her pants suits and his sharp dressed man.
There has also been more analysis of the role of liberation preachers like Jeremiah Wright and their role getting out the vote. Hell fire and brimstone don’t sell as well as free taxes, free benefits and free Willie. Reverend Wright is more than willing to remind people he served more than Dick Cheney and can probably wield a rifle a couple of shots better, too.
No wonder Senator Obama claims he never met the man he doesn’t know. Blah. Blah. Blah.
In an effort to be sure they didn’t miss anyone, the candidates have gone so far as to address the World Wrestling audience in sobering terms and have asked them to cheer for the good guys this time.
As political salad dressing, Rush Limbaugh, the Conservative commentator, is Dreaming of A Riot In Denver, Just Like the One’s He Used To Know.
This writer has been offering a reprise of Old Man River, but no one wants to hear him just keep rolling along. Oh yes, Jimmy Dean is the one with the sausages for sale.
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