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Paris Hilton The Brand Stretches Into Politics

August 7, 2008

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Paris Hilton has been injected front, bathing suit and chaise lounge into the thick of the Presidential campaign by John Wayne McCain as a way to differentiate his approach from that of Barack Obama’s. You know Paris is a silly sort of thing and so is Senator Obama. All talk and no action.

Rising to the bait, Miss Hilton has made a commercial responding to the attack ad pointing out that Senator McCain is older than she is, oh so wrinkly and asking whether he can lead. Where she does not say, just lead the way, apparently, adding that Paris is hot, hot, hot and an avid follower of fashion trends and this and that, nothing to worry about at all.

Also to be taken seriously is Paris’s blond approach to life. Senator McCain having White Hair and Senator Obama Curly Black Hair, although she emphasizes the White Hair, thanking the good Senator for the endorsement. After all, people nowadays are watching America’s Got Talent AND So You Think You Can Dance AND Big Brother AND Criminal Minds, all perfect vehicles to display that leopard skin outfit Paris is so proud of or whatever other expensive schmatta she chooses to parade around in.

Having already made a career out of a kindred show, The Simple Life, plus a score of movies, politics would appear to be a mere trifle for this purveyor of the Paris Hilton Brand. The more media exposure the happier she appears to be unlike her side kick in inane antics, Nicole Richie, who appears to have opted for motherhood for the moment, for lack of suitable paying opportunities most of which she would probably latch onto and not easily let go.

Okay. Paris is not letting issues stand in her way nor is anyone else. She is certainly entitled to her opinions whatever they may be She could also vote. Who knows? She might support one side or the other. However, what is important is that Paris Hilton and Paris Hilton The Brand have raised this Presidential campaign to a new level of enlightenment never seen before and unlikely to ever be approached again, thank goodness.

Paris Hilton The Brand presents Paris as the media standard of her generation against which all other media standards can be compared, only Paris is front and center and not at all bashful about what she stands for.

As for her energy plans, I am sure that when the urge strikes her Miss Hilton can get a leg up on the competition and bust a move for what it is worth.

In contrast, the world is being treated to hours on end of the Olympic Brand wherein skilled athletes try to showcase their fine tuned talents, well honed by practice, practice and, gasp, dirty air bought to you by the good folks at NBC and the USOC.

Then there is the Miss Buffalo Chip pageant and the inflated tire trick. So Paris will be Paris and never the Twain will she meet.